A new Bible for "the diverse Hip Hop culture." I'm not making this stuff up. The real products publishers are turning out are already so extreme, there's no way to parody them. (Try to think of an exaggeration, and it's already been done for "real.")
This is the latest in one publisher's line of "Biblezines"the complete New Testament in magazine formats tailored to specific market segments. Judging from the cover photo, the primary target audience here are rage-filled African Americans age thirty and under:
Price: Fiddy Cent.
Pardon me while I go down to the studio. It's completely soundproof. I'll probably be in there for the next hour or so.